I am the WORST best friend ever.
At this point, I am waiting for a UPS man and CNN reporters to be knocking on my door, handing me a trophy, interviewing me, and taking my picture. For the Worst Best Friend of 2010 Award. No, really, I'm sure there is such a thing.
And I'm sure I will be front page news, a short-lived celebrity, getting my fifteen minutes of fame. People will be coming up to me on the streets and asking for my autograph and throwing tomatoes at me. I will be bitten by dogs and hated by world politics reporters who wanted the front page that day and lauded by pessimists everywhere. I will be a star. And I will be forgotten the day after.
Though I am not sure if that will be enough to convince Laurie to move back in with me, much less talk to me again.
i read this and i was like UR NOT A BAD FRIEND... but i realized its the story haha
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