Dentist: So you're in college? Where do you go?
Me: I go to U of M.
Dentist: Wow, what do you go there for? (What kind of question is that? I go there for an education, thank you very much.)
Me: Um, I'm an English major?
Dentist: Huh. Which campus?
Me: Ann Arbor.
Dentist: ..Oh. I thought you were going to say Dearborn.
WOW. I think next time I'll say Harvard.
Hahahahaha, Aw.
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